I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[robkelk]

Shadowjack has finally been exposed to the grandeur that is Doorknobder!
Yes, http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?596 ... st14868872]he's watched episode 109...

Eudial (via somewhat-damaged but still-functional telephone): "Anyway, just checking, but we're saying that the bright pastel butterfly future of 80s anime is the Bad End, right?"
The Professor: "Of course! Is there any question?"
Eudial (via telephone): "Well, speaking from prior experience, I'm not sure that turning world governance over to the Camarilla would be an improvement."

Usagi: "WHY GOD?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!! I can't take this level of stress and suffering!!! I cannot possibly imagine anything worse than—"
Rei: "¿Excuse me? ¿How many of us in this room have died?"
Everyone: /raises their hands.
Rei: "¿More than once?"
Everyone: /hands stay up.

Usagi: "Ami, when they asked me, 'Cake or Death?', I expect to receive cake, not whole-grain crackers with a heart-healthy spread."
Ami: "You'd eat them anyway though, wouldn't you?"
Usagi: "…yyyyeah. But I'd whine about it!"

Luna: "Usagi's got a pure love for Mamoru, true, but she also has a pure love for eating and sleeping, and a pure hate for studying, so if that's what they're calling a pure heart, than any idiot off the street qualifies."
Usagi: "Yeah! …HEY."

Usagi: "Maybe we should place her under deathwatch surveillance."
Luna: "I don't know. Mina's our rock; she'd never do anything too irrational."
Artemis: "Did you even read my reports, Luna?"

Mamoru: "No kidding! …Are you sure this isn't some extended con game on her part?"
Usagi: "If it is, she's fooling even herself this time. She won't let us talk her out of it, and it's not like we can restrain her. Ami only owns one pair of cuffs, and Mina can pick them."
Mamoru: "Damn. Well, she's young and healthy, so she can recover… I think all you can do is make sure she eats well and rests, and be there to pick her up if she keels over."
Usagi: "…Yeah."
Mamoru: "What do you think, a vampire daimon in a nurse's outfit?"
Usagi: "You wish. Too appealing. It'll be a sapient blood bag with stand and phlebotomy needle."
Mamoru: "Or, no, an anthropomorphized ambulance! It'll spray blood on us."
Usagi: "I'll get tangled up in a pile of giant red blood cells. Ugh, they're going to be all sticky…"
Mamoru: "Hmm. It'll be tricky to come up with a speech about pure maiden's blood that doesn't sound creepy…"
Usagi: "I have faith in you."

(Why does Ami own even one pair of handcuffs? On second thought, don't answer that.)

Usagi: "In the name of the Moon, return that girl's soul at once, for I am SAILOR MOON!"
Haruka: "AHA! I knew it! I mean, uh, gosh, it's Sailor Moon! I had no idea!"
Michiru: "Haruka, how dare you look at another girl's transformation sequence!"

Haruka: "Yeah, I know, we'd all about figured it out by now, hadn't we?"
Eudial: "HOLY SHIT! You guys are Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune?! IMPOSSIBLE!"
Michiru: "Well, some of us had."

Eudial: "…IS EVERYONE IN HERE A SAILOR SCOUT?!"
Minako: "No, Eudial. You are the Sailors!"
Eudial: "But that doesn't make any— I don't— GAH! FUCK! DAMMIT SAILOR V!"
Rei: "I love watching it when it's not us."

--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012