I Can Has ROFL Nyao? Or, The ROTFLMAO of the Catgirl

[Bluemage]

From Naruto Genkyouien, Chapter 11.
http://www.fanfiction.net...390/11/Naruto-Genkyouien

The temperature dropped dramatically as he moved closer to the
sliding door, and it seemed like the amount of light was also decreased
with every step he took. To any other person it would have been quite
unsettling. There was a strange, tremulous hum in the air. Shino could
feel a presence beyond the panel. It waited, impatiently. And he knew it
could feel him too.
Taking a deep breath, Shino opened the door.
OOOOOOOOH FOOOORTUUUUNAAAAA!
He closed the door. Why was he breathing so heavily? Why were his hands shaking?
Willing himself to remain calm, he opened the door again.
VEEEEEEEEEELUT LUUUUNAAAA!
He
closed the door again. He was sweating by this point. It was a cold
sweat further accentuated by the low temperature. Moisture gathered on
his shades.
"A-Anooooo…" A lovely voice reached him from the opposite side. "Shino-kun, can you open the door, please?"
Shino's knees trembled. However, this was something he had to face. There was no other way.
He opened the door.
SSSSSSSSSTATU VA-RI-A-BI-LIIIIIS!
"Hello, Hinata."
Fuck you Kiba, fuck you.
Hinata smiled, tilting her head for maximum adorableness.
"Umm…good evening, Shino-kun." Hinata saluted him with a polite bow. "Can I come in?"
"Can you stop that unnerving background music?"
Hinata blinked. Even when she blinked she looked cute. "What background music?"
Sem-per cres-cis.
Aut de-cres-cis.
Vi-ta de-tes-taaaaa-bi-liiiiiis…
Shino shuddered.
"Nothing. Please come in."
Nunc ob-du-rat…
Et tunc cu-rat…

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