Crossovers That Should Not Be: The Fandom Menace

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I'd love to see (Vader gets saved) as an alt-uni fic.

So would I. Telling it from one of the drafted helpers' points of view (at least that scene, up to when they suddeny realise they've landed smack in the middle of the Rebel base and are now captured) for even more bonus points.

Mind you, the Dark Schneider one is pretty awesome too - but what if they got things a tch wrong, and it was *Asuka* who had the BASTARD!!! trapped inside her?

Well... it might explain a few things... but their persobnalities are a better match for the original the other way around. Of course, given which thread we're in, I suppose that just makes it better.

...or, alternately, what other classic anime "first kiss" moments could be turned into horrible plot-derailing wrongness by the addition of said worthy?

Naruto & Sasuke? You did ask for "horrible plot-derailing wrongness" after all, and it would really frost Sasuke's pants if he contained this huge power but couldn't use a drop of it himself, even more so that he has to make human contact to release it. Depending on how well the secret is kept, it could lead to some Big Fun (in a Dwarf Fortress way if no other) if Orochimaru still appears to try to give him an Evil hickey. Actually, now I'm starting to want to see this.

Louise and... whatever the canon loser's name was in ZnT. Although, that's actually not such a bad setting match when you think about it more.

I mainly watch stuff that has a fairly high amount of action, so Darshu doesn't fit all that badly. Maybe in something with a vastly different tech level, like Luke & Leia in Star Wars (which given they didn't know about the siblings thing at the time, and Carrie Fisher thought her character would be a fool to go for Han and was playing it that way, has a fair degree of wrongness to begin with.)

Haruhi... the masquerade would dissolve INSTANTLY if it was Kyon in MoHS's last (1st season, broadcast-order) episode... of course, good luck getting the original world restored with the other Brigade members in that case.

Didn't several of the "horribly misunderstood awkward landing after tripping" moments in Battle Programmer Shirase nearly involve some mouth-to-mouth?Since it only came close, it would explain why it didn't happen in canon.

I think Naruto & Sasuke is the worst answer I'm going to be able to offer.

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