If you were a b-list supervillain, who would you be?

[Bluemage]

See, now I want to see a short comic series about The Gourmand, a fabulously dressed man of wealth and (culinary) taste, and his army of chef-minions.  The guy doesn't have any powers- just a comedically large bankroll, a ridiculous sense of style, and the aforementioned minions.  He'd go around stealing rare plants and animals, kidnapping famous chefs, and occupying five-star restaurants- before his flair for the dramatic and predictable MO (not to mention the hour it takes to make all the meals he demands every time) let the police take him down.
Basically, I want to see Chairman Kaga, of Iron Chef fame, become a supervillain.

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