ROFL Beethoven, and tell Tchaikovsky the news

[Bluemage]

From ME: Best At Everything, a collection of 'Shepard recruits crossover character X' shorts.  I'm rather fond of the meme, but Harbinger makes it better.

This hurts you, Shepard. Harbinger intones, the drone under his
command echoing his words through its inferior vocal cords. Were it to
limit itself to something as primitive as facial expression, it would be
smirking. Shepard may have been… intriguing to it, but his tactics
clearly needed work. Falling back to a open position as he had, it was
suicidally foolish.

It saw an opportunity, yanking aside the salarian as he began to
reload his rifle. Confidently, it strode towards where Shepard stood,
back to its avatar. It raised its arm, preparing to strike-

Only to realize that what it taken to be a tree, a few feet from
Shepard ,was actually a Firewalker tank, it’s barrel pointed straight at
it.

…releasingcontrolReleasingControlRELEASINGCONTROL!

But it was too late, and the Reaper caught the neural backshock as
its avatar vaporized. Reeling, it cycled through the eyes of its rapidly
diminishing forces, trying to locate the source of this destabilizing
factor, this plan-ruining disrupt-

Its thought process froze for a moment as it focused on a grizzled
old man, chomping on a cigar and smirking a good distance away.

All through out dark space, an enraged cry echoed.

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.