What would you do with this opening line?

[robkelk]

"On one side, the challenger Takamachi Shiro. On the other, we have Iron Chef Japanese Saotome Ranma. Whose cuisine will reign supreme?"

"This is not the work of a cook." (Except that Shiro and Ranma are each far more interesting that what's-his-name, Segal's character...)
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012