Quote:Lester sighed and put his head in his hands as he finished signing paperwork. Already reports had come in of eyewitnesses of the herd of Embolotherium. The anomaly alarm began to wail and flash its spinny red light, and he resisted the urge to bang his head against the desk. From down in the hall there was a frantic "Sorry sorry sorry, just me, it'll be gone in a moment, temporary temporal disruption, just my ship, gives off the same signature, nothing to worry about, no dinosaurs!" A blue-gray streak gamboled up the ramp as some very confused guards shouted orders. Lester sighed again and flipped on the comms.
"At ease, this is a Code Blue: The Doctor. Get back to whatever it was you lot do on duty, he's not a threat unless we've all done something insanely stupid." He took his thumb off the button. "And knowing you lot, we probably have."
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
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