"The problem with political jokes is they get elected." - Henry Cate VII
"If little else, the brain is an educational toy." - Tom Robbins
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." - George Carlin
"You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light." - Vicomte de Chateaubriand
"In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it."__________________
I bet that if you cooked an elephant, you'd have a lot of leftovers.
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin
"If little else, the brain is an educational toy." - Tom Robbins
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." - George Carlin
"You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light." - Vicomte de Chateaubriand
"In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it."__________________
I bet that if you cooked an elephant, you'd have a lot of leftovers.
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin