Anyone capable of translating japanese?

[CattyNebulart]

I'm trying to translate the text on this image, but so far it has proven resistant to my efforts, the best translation I have been able to get is:
"Raw tongue door one water"
from what I think the Kanji are:
生舌戸方水
Can anyone provide me with something more coherent?
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."