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I Got Fired Today
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11-16-2009, 09:04 PM
Bob Schroeck Wrote:Actual response I just received in email for a job application. The only thing I've redacted from this is the
signature. Everything else is exactly as it appeared in my inbox:

Quote: Dear Robert Schroeck

We have received your resume submission for the Programmer position at (add
company name). We will review your resume within (add timeframe) and contact you
should your qualifications meet the requirements of the position. Your
submission will be kept on file for (add length of time).

In addition to considering you for the Programmer position, your resume will
also be added to our applicant-tracking database and we will review your
qualifications as new opportunities develop. You are welcome to apply to future
job postings if an opportunity interests you.

Thank you again for applying!

Regards,

[[NAME REMOVED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY]

(add company name, link to company website, other contact info as appropriate)
If I hadn't received this within a couple minutes of an application, I'd have no idea what job it was for...
I'm just imagining them hiring you, and the employment contract having (add salary) on it...
That's when you whip out a pen, and add some ludicrously high value, right?
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.

I've been writing a bit.
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I Got Fired Today - by Bob Schroeck - 09-02-2009, 11:01 PM
[No subject] - by Jinx999 - 09-02-2009, 11:05 PM
[No subject] - by Logan Darklighter - 09-02-2009, 11:08 PM
[No subject] - by ECSNorway - 09-02-2009, 11:23 PM
[No subject] - by HoagieOfDoom - 09-02-2009, 11:35 PM
Oh man - by Rev Dark - 09-02-2009, 11:37 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-03-2009, 12:16 AM
[No subject] - by sweno - 09-03-2009, 12:28 AM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 09-03-2009, 01:08 AM
[No subject] - by Logan Darklighter - 09-03-2009, 01:41 AM
[No subject] - by Jeanne Hedge - 09-03-2009, 02:37 AM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 09-03-2009, 03:04 AM
[No subject] - by Star Ranger4 - 09-03-2009, 03:12 AM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 09-03-2009, 03:20 AM
[No subject] - by Star Ranger4 - 09-03-2009, 03:26 AM
[No subject] - by sweno - 09-03-2009, 03:28 AM
[No subject] - by nocarename - 09-03-2009, 03:47 AM
[No subject] - by WengFook - 09-03-2009, 03:56 AM
[No subject] - by jpub - 09-03-2009, 04:53 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-03-2009, 04:56 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-03-2009, 05:06 AM
Sonofa.... :( - by MechaDeuce - 09-03-2009, 05:06 AM
[No subject] - by Epsilon - 09-03-2009, 06:46 AM
[No subject] - by LilFluff - 09-03-2009, 07:21 AM
[No subject] - by Black Aeronaut - 09-03-2009, 10:14 AM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 09-03-2009, 02:10 PM
[No subject] - by Baseload - 09-03-2009, 03:32 PM
[No subject] - by ordnance11 - 09-03-2009, 04:14 PM
[No subject] - by Sofaspud - 09-03-2009, 04:39 PM
[No subject] - by Ebony - 09-03-2009, 04:43 PM
Contacts - by Jeanne Hedge - 09-03-2009, 07:21 PM
[No subject] - by ECSNorway - 09-03-2009, 07:41 PM
[No subject] - by Epsilon - 09-03-2009, 10:56 PM
[No subject] - by ordnance11 - 09-03-2009, 11:16 PM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 09-04-2009, 01:24 AM
[No subject] - by DHBirr - 09-04-2009, 01:31 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-04-2009, 02:50 AM
[No subject] - by Sofaspud - 09-04-2009, 04:52 AM
[No subject] - by NifT - 09-04-2009, 03:22 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-04-2009, 09:16 PM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 09-05-2009, 02:56 AM
Ow... - by SkyeFire - 09-05-2009, 03:33 AM
[No subject] - by jpub - 09-05-2009, 05:03 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-05-2009, 01:24 PM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 09-06-2009, 10:53 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-07-2009, 05:30 AM
[No subject] - by NifT - 09-07-2009, 09:34 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-08-2009, 03:21 AM
[No subject] - by DocMui - 09-08-2009, 04:46 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-08-2009, 12:19 PM
[No subject] - by jpub - 09-08-2009, 05:10 PM
[No subject] - by Sofaspud - 09-08-2009, 07:21 PM
[No subject] - by ordnance11 - 09-08-2009, 08:40 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-08-2009, 10:42 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-08-2009, 10:48 PM
[No subject] - by Jeanne Hedge - 09-08-2009, 11:11 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-09-2009, 12:16 AM
[No subject] - by Sofaspud - 09-09-2009, 01:37 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-09-2009, 02:45 AM
.Net is .Net - by Vincent Ursus - 09-09-2009, 12:15 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-09-2009, 01:33 PM
[No subject] - by Wiregeek - 09-09-2009, 05:38 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-09-2009, 06:55 PM
Random update - by Bob Schroeck - 09-10-2009, 02:45 PM
[No subject] - by Wiregeek - 09-10-2009, 04:50 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-10-2009, 05:57 PM
[No subject] - by Jeanne Hedge - 09-11-2009, 03:47 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-11-2009, 11:49 AM
[No subject] - by Baseload - 09-11-2009, 03:15 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-11-2009, 05:28 PM
[No subject] - by NifT - 09-14-2009, 03:11 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-14-2009, 05:44 AM
[No subject] - by jmucchiello - 09-15-2009, 03:39 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-15-2009, 01:08 PM
[No subject] - by jpub - 09-15-2009, 04:42 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-15-2009, 07:16 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-15-2009, 07:22 PM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 09-16-2009, 01:03 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-16-2009, 02:14 AM
[No subject] - by sweno - 09-16-2009, 02:22 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-16-2009, 02:23 PM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 09-16-2009, 03:05 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-16-2009, 04:14 PM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 09-17-2009, 12:55 AM
[No subject] - by WengFook - 09-17-2009, 10:40 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-17-2009, 01:46 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-17-2009, 11:17 PM
[No subject] - by Sofaspud - 09-18-2009, 12:10 AM
[No subject] - by Vincent Ursus - 09-18-2009, 01:18 AM
[No subject] - by jmucchiello - 09-18-2009, 02:38 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-18-2009, 03:43 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-18-2009, 03:45 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-18-2009, 03:46 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-18-2009, 05:22 PM
[No subject] - by Kurisu - 09-18-2009, 05:53 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-18-2009, 07:01 PM
[No subject] - by Wiregeek - 09-18-2009, 07:20 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-18-2009, 11:07 PM
[No subject] - by jmucchiello - 09-19-2009, 02:20 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-19-2009, 03:24 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-21-2009, 06:37 PM
[No subject] - by Sofaspud - 09-21-2009, 08:09 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-22-2009, 01:01 AM
Um, Mr. Potential Employer... - by Bob Schroeck - 09-23-2009, 04:11 PM
[No subject] - by ECSNorway - 09-23-2009, 06:01 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-23-2009, 06:37 PM
[No subject] - by Black Aeronaut - 09-24-2009, 02:48 PM
[No subject] - by ECSNorway - 09-24-2009, 08:15 PM
[No subject] - by Black Aeronaut - 09-25-2009, 04:57 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-26-2009, 04:02 PM
[No subject] - by Jinx999 - 09-26-2009, 08:08 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-26-2009, 08:27 PM
[No subject] - by Jeanne Hedge - 09-27-2009, 05:42 PM
[No subject] - by jpub - 09-27-2009, 10:14 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 09-28-2009, 01:18 AM
[No subject] - by Sofaspud - 09-30-2009, 10:13 PM
[No subject] - by Wiregeek - 09-30-2009, 10:27 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 10-01-2009, 01:46 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 10-02-2009, 03:49 PM
[No subject] - by Dragonflight - 10-02-2009, 05:11 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 10-05-2009, 03:30 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 10-05-2009, 06:28 PM
I Am Appalled... - by Bob Schroeck - 10-06-2009, 04:31 PM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 10-06-2009, 05:18 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 10-06-2009, 06:10 PM
Snort - by Bob Schroeck - 10-09-2009, 03:05 PM
[No subject] - by Dragonflight - 10-09-2009, 04:37 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 10-09-2009, 04:55 PM
[No subject] - by Wiregeek - 10-09-2009, 05:09 PM
Sidekick jobs - by Rev Dark - 10-09-2009, 05:26 PM
[No subject] - by jpub - 10-09-2009, 05:29 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 10-09-2009, 06:27 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 10-12-2009, 05:48 PM
[No subject] - by Black Aeronaut - 10-13-2009, 05:44 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 10-16-2009, 05:43 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 10-19-2009, 07:08 PM
[No subject] - by Wiregeek - 10-19-2009, 07:20 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 10-19-2009, 07:26 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 10-21-2009, 09:46 PM
[No subject] - by Acyl - 10-23-2009, 10:09 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 10-23-2009, 08:01 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 10-29-2009, 05:06 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-02-2009, 07:22 PM
I Have An Interview Tomorrow - by Bob Schroeck - 11-05-2009, 03:53 PM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 11-05-2009, 04:14 PM
[No subject] - by Jeanne Hedge - 11-05-2009, 04:22 PM
[No subject] - by Jinx999 - 11-05-2009, 07:18 PM
[No subject] - by Dragonflight - 11-05-2009, 08:58 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-06-2009, 12:07 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-06-2009, 10:06 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-09-2009, 06:02 PM
[No subject] - by Wiregeek - 11-09-2009, 06:46 PM
[No subject] - by Dragonflight - 11-09-2009, 08:35 PM
[No subject] - by Bluemage - 11-09-2009, 08:44 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-09-2009, 08:44 PM
Wish Me Luck... - by Bob Schroeck - 11-13-2009, 05:01 PM
[No subject] - by Kurisu - 11-13-2009, 06:00 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-13-2009, 09:12 PM
[No subject] - by Vincent Ursus - 11-14-2009, 08:54 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-15-2009, 04:37 AM
[No subject] - by Bluemage - 11-16-2009, 09:04 PM
[No subject] - by Ebony - 11-17-2009, 01:40 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-17-2009, 03:52 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-17-2009, 08:50 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-17-2009, 09:44 PM
[No subject] - by Foxboy - 11-17-2009, 10:00 PM
[No subject] - by sweno - 11-17-2009, 11:02 PM
[No subject] - by Jinx999 - 11-18-2009, 12:32 AM
[No subject] - by Wiregeek - 11-18-2009, 12:35 AM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 11-18-2009, 03:49 AM
[No subject] - by Jeanne Hedge - 11-18-2009, 04:21 AM
[No subject] - by Duane Peters - 11-18-2009, 05:11 AM
[No subject] - by Angryoptimist - 11-18-2009, 05:34 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-18-2009, 05:41 PM
Back from Interview - by Bob Schroeck - 11-19-2009, 01:27 AM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 11-19-2009, 02:46 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-19-2009, 05:33 AM
[No subject] - by ECSNorway - 11-19-2009, 03:39 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-19-2009, 03:47 PM
Cheer up - by Rev Dark - 11-19-2009, 04:09 PM
[No subject] - by Kurisu - 11-19-2009, 05:45 PM
[No subject] - by Jinx999 - 11-19-2009, 06:22 PM
[No subject] - by Dragonflight - 11-19-2009, 08:40 PM
[No subject] - by Bluemage - 11-19-2009, 10:12 PM
[No subject] - by NotDavies - 11-20-2009, 12:41 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-20-2009, 02:30 AM
[No subject] - by NotDavies - 11-20-2009, 02:48 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-20-2009, 02:50 AM
[No subject] - by Bluemage - 11-20-2009, 02:59 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-20-2009, 08:41 PM
[No subject] - by Star Ranger4 - 11-27-2009, 07:42 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-30-2009, 08:24 PM
[No subject] - by Bluemage - 11-30-2009, 08:35 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-30-2009, 09:18 PM
[No subject] - by Sofaspud - 11-30-2009, 09:55 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 11-30-2009, 10:15 PM
What the...? - by Bob Schroeck - 12-04-2009, 03:04 AM
[No subject] - by ordnance11 - 12-10-2009, 02:34 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 12-10-2009, 03:52 AM
[No subject] - by ordnance11 - 12-10-2009, 04:48 AM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 12-10-2009, 05:30 AM
[No subject] - by ordnance11 - 12-10-2009, 05:40 AM
[No subject] - by Dragonflight - 12-10-2009, 08:13 AM
Paid In Rodents? - by Bob Schroeck - 12-10-2009, 08:30 PM
[No subject] - by Wiregeek - 12-10-2009, 08:31 PM
[No subject] - by jpub - 12-11-2009, 01:37 AM
[No subject] - by LilFluff - 12-11-2009, 03:38 AM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 12-11-2009, 03:51 AM
[No subject] - by Norgarth - 12-11-2009, 03:55 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 12-11-2009, 05:12 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 12-14-2009, 06:32 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 12-16-2009, 06:51 PM
[No subject] - by Kurisu - 12-16-2009, 07:04 PM
[No subject] - by Wiregeek - 12-16-2009, 07:17 PM
[No subject] - by jpub - 12-16-2009, 07:50 PM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 12-17-2009, 03:09 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 12-17-2009, 05:06 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 12-17-2009, 06:26 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 12-17-2009, 06:34 PM
[No subject] - by Star Ranger4 - 12-17-2009, 10:25 PM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 12-18-2009, 03:56 AM
[No subject] - by Ankhani - 12-18-2009, 04:10 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 12-18-2009, 04:45 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 12-23-2009, 07:03 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 12-23-2009, 08:31 PM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 12-24-2009, 12:11 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 12-24-2009, 03:58 AM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 12-24-2009, 04:28 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 12-24-2009, 06:25 PM
[No subject] - by Dragonflight - 12-24-2009, 07:05 PM
[No subject] - by The Wanderer - 12-24-2009, 08:18 PM
Positive Development - by Bob Schroeck - 01-11-2010, 08:14 PM
[No subject] - by Wiregeek - 01-11-2010, 08:27 PM
[No subject] - by Dragonflight - 01-12-2010, 02:39 AM
[No subject] - by sweno - 01-12-2010, 02:45 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 01-12-2010, 03:47 AM
[No subject] - by Foxboy - 01-12-2010, 03:54 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 01-20-2010, 09:36 PM
[No subject] - by ECSNorway - 01-20-2010, 11:14 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 01-21-2010, 02:57 AM
[No subject] - by Wiregeek - 01-21-2010, 03:11 AM
[No subject] - by ECSNorway - 01-21-2010, 03:17 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 01-21-2010, 05:36 AM
[No subject] - by Jinx999 - 01-21-2010, 11:30 AM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 01-21-2010, 05:09 PM
[No subject] - by David Lewis - 01-22-2010, 01:26 AM
[No subject] - by Kurisu - 01-22-2010, 10:32 AM
[No subject] - by Herr Bad Moon - 01-22-2010, 11:32 AM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 01-22-2010, 04:03 PM
[No subject] - by Foxboy - 01-22-2010, 04:11 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 01-22-2010, 04:53 PM
[No subject] - by Bob Schroeck - 01-26-2010, 07:18 PM

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