There are far worse things than dull and slow, especially for your first day. Fast-paced and terrifying....
I'm not necessarily talking physical-danger terrifying, either, 'cause I've been lucky enough never to experience that on the job, but "Oh good Lord, did I just say/do THAT in front of my new boss/coworker?" is quite sufficiently frightening, thank you very much. If you missed out on that experience, say a prayer of thanks ... accept my congratulations ... and knock on wood.
By the way, Rob, looking again at the leader in that line of Conga Rats and noticing the fruit headpiece, I have to ask, "Is that Carmen Mirata?"
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
I'm not necessarily talking physical-danger terrifying, either, 'cause I've been lucky enough never to experience that on the job, but "Oh good Lord, did I just say/do THAT in front of my new boss/coworker?" is quite sufficiently frightening, thank you very much. If you missed out on that experience, say a prayer of thanks ... accept my congratulations ... and knock on wood.
By the way, Rob, looking again at the leader in that line of Conga Rats and noticing the fruit headpiece, I have to ask, "Is that Carmen Mirata?"
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.