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Me: Your workers don't have access to drinking water. I might have to cite you for it.
Owner: Well, the cat's an employee.
Me: Really, what's his job?
Owner: (Straight face) Vermin Control.
Me: What's his salary?
Owner: 2 Cans of tuna a day and 1 catnip banana a week.
Me: Who does he take direction from from?
Owner: Ahhhhh
Me: Smirks*
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Into terror!, Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell