Quote:Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.South of the Mason Dixon line, he's an icon.
Quote: your dog was ever paraded before a jury.He'll never tell.
Quote:you've ever been too drunk to fish.No such thing as being "too drunk" for fishing.
Quote:nothing on Hoarders shocks you.Thought you said nothing at Hooters shocks you.
Quote:you've worn a tube top to a wedding.Seen it and appreciated it.
Quote:your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.Don't see it east of the Mississippi much
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Into terror!, Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell