Goldbergs are only made of gold if they've been "Midas-ized." And, proving that Congress-creatures haven't changed much in over a century, one of those participating in hearings on the loss of Titanic asked for an explanation of what made up icebergs. It seems he couldn't believe mere ice could've opened up a steel hull.
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"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."
"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this was some killer weed."