[RFC] Being You is Deculture

[classicdrogn]

They say that you should be wary of an old man in a job where men die young - but even badass grandpas will yield to the grandma with (as Unwelcomestorm puts it in her fic Constellations) a very strong thumb. Likewise, they say the dark side has cookies, but in the end such promises are hollow and it makes you steal them from little old ladies yourself, while if you're on the good side she bakes you cookies... you don't want to know about being on her bad side.