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Lois Lane, Girl Reporter - in prose format and aimed at the young adult market.

Dramatis personae:

• Lois Lane, age 11, intrepid school-newspaper reporter
  
• Clark Kent, age 12, Lois's biggest fan, who's too nervous to go introduce himself to her
  
• Bruce Wayne, age 13, orphaned five years ago (introduced in Book Two)
  
• Lex Luthor, age 18, super-genius (introduced in Book Three)
  

Let us pretend that there's a version in Luna Lovegood's homeworld, where it became the runaway sensation that ''Harry Potter'' did in pre-Handwavium Fenspace. I don't care that the timing's off.