Battle Angel Alita: A Robert Rodriguez Film

[Dartz]

Real Critics seem to be mixed. know why they're negative. I can sort oif see it if I was being serious and trying to find fault. It's a bit too PG-13 at times for example. And it changes gears a bit too much to try and get a lot of the 'Alita' tropes in. Even though I knew almost exactly how the story would go and the exact point it would end at from something like minute 5 or 10 - I didn't particularly care. I mean, people are already bitching because it didn't ask serious questions or that the plot is that bit simple and a bit clunk but at the same time it doesn't exactly make you suffer for it (Not like Avatar which is well up its own hole most of them time)and it doesn't overstay it's welcome.

It's not as dull, dark and lifeless as the OVA. I hated it when I tried to rewatch it and I enjoyed the Manga. It's energetic and fun and looks amazing onscreen.

I wont make sweeping statements like, If you liked the Manga, you'll like the film. But everyone I've spoken to who's seen it has enjoyed it. Like I said - I've six days to be happy before the misereable dicks on the internet who ruin things by telling me why I have to hate them get their teeth into it.

And it's not Last Order. Which bored the hole off me wandering around itself. I think I finished that but after so many pages of 'Your Princess is in Another Castle' and a book or two of vampires, I just sort of lost interest.