Brexit or Breaksit?

[Dartz]

And by way of update...

The Winner is.......

None of the Above

As amusing as it is, the result is almost expected. It does seem to indicate that Re-running the referendum, and a custums union - are the least unpopular options. These almost achieved a majority. If only there were some method of polling that enabled rankings of preferences to achieve a single result that everyone would at least tolerate.....

Reese-Mogg - or Walter the Softie - has switched sides again. He's sticking with the DUP and whatever they choose the do.

The DUP will oppose a third meaningful vote. They will oppose any vote which harms the Union. Even if the result is catastrophic for the union.

And Scottish MEP Alyn Smith requests Europe leave a light on for Scotland to come back.... Above the shitshow, the Scots are classy and professional the whole way through. And they're pretty fucking pissed at how Westminster's been treating them.

Somehow, Parliament has managed to pass a statutory instrument to enable them to make use of the Extension the EU has offered. By a fairly heft majority. Lemming Friday moves to April 12th.

And on Monday, they get around to actually debating the petition the Government rejected.