No Time to Die... from COVID-19

[Dartz]

For the last three weeks Paddy Irishman has been dutifully buying a copy of The Time every day.

He checks the front page, groans with dissapointment, and throws it in the bin.

After three weeks of this, Paddy Englishman the newsagent finally decides to ask him why he only reads the front page before binning the paper.

I'm looking at the deaths, says Paddy Irishman

But those aren't on the front page, says Paddy Englishman

The one I'm looking for will be, assures Paddy Irishman

BoJo's gone into the ICU. Shaking those hands doesn't seem so smart now, does it?