Satirist Alexandra Petri of the Washington Post has uncovered the dire truth: it was simply the worst crime ever committed.
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I'm a very forgiving person ... on Lord Vader's terms. "Apology accepted, Captain."
Quote:Obamagate, like the Myriad Crimes of Hillary Clinton (to which it was both prequel and sequel, like “Rogue One: A Star Wars Story”) was almost Escher-esque in its design. It had no beginning and no end, and, of course, everyone knew all about it. Also, it was obvious to everyone how bad it was. It was a devious, sinister plot, but also Donald Trump was able to get to the bottom of it very easily, mainly by absorbing articles from FoxNews.com or the personal websites of former Fox News personalities.
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I'm a very forgiving person ... on Lord Vader's terms. "Apology accepted, Captain."