Fic Request/Bunny Farm

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I like it.  I was particularly struck by how well you manage what over at ATT we call "Sophisticated as Hell", AKA bathos.  And I would love to see where it's going.

Wow, you like it and it's racked up views on AO3 faster than anything else I ever put up on there. My ego is inflated - flattered? Inflatterated? Whatever.

Can I bounce a big long list of ideas off y'all? I'm thinking once I get Ranma and Urd all settled up in the next chapter, from there - eh. My best idea is to just have Urd interview all the fiances and find them wanting, and then to have them all pursue Ranma even more aggressively because of the usual 'AND JUST WHO IS THIS WOMAN TO YOU?!' shenanigans. Somewhere down the line, maybe immediately after that, Mara pops up to manipulate all the girls at once, it goes well until they realize they all contracted with her and proceed to beat her senseless with Magical Kung-Fu Powers.

Other Things I'd like to do:
- Have Ranma call Hild 'Hot Mom Satan' or something like that after she tries to turn him to the Dark Side (tm)
- Of course Hild actually puts that on her throne room’s door in a little brass plate
- Bounce Ranma off of a pubertastic Skuld newly obsessed with heavy weaponry and SUPERIOR GERMAN ENGINEERING
- Render Lind a psychotic hoo-rah drill sergeant, maybe make a full metal jacket reference or two
- But play Belldandy absolutely straight because she is too pure to be corrupted by my awful attempts at comedy
- VALKYRIE HARDSUITS
- Get Peorth in there somewhere
- Make Keiichi a minor god of Japanese Motorcycles
- Maybe have Sayoko kidnap him to build the Mishima Group the Best Motorcycles Ever No Seriously
- And then somehow her Mishima Group is the same as the Nuku Nuku Mishima group so of course Ranma meets Nuku Nuku and she falls in love with him because of course she does
- Somehow involve Sailor Moon and company, have Urd and Setsuna time-travel fight, which is actually a catfight in the time of the dinosaurs or something stupid like that
- Urd hooks up Ranma with a few lonely girls who may actually be Senshi (Ami and Makoto?) and this makes his harem problems even worse
- Blow up the status quo of the Ranma gals
- Maybe have Mara give them all wishes to set them against each other
- Have Mara reveal her undying love for Urd - not sure how she’d react but it'd be cute
- Elevate Kodachi to the status of Actual Romantic Competition
- Prove once and for all that Ukyo is Best Girl anyway
- Reveal that Kasumi is actually a Bodhisvatta from an adjacent pantheon with a bone to pick against Belldandy
- Watch Nabiki goad Ranma into doing coke (but fail, this is a wholesome fanfiction)
- Enslave poor Mara to a progressively corrupted Nabiki's whims
- Basically make Nabiki the new goddess of Neoliberalism
- Bring back Skuld's little robo-gal because she was so cute
- Make Rally Vincent somehow Urd's bastard daughter (They’re both brown anime girls!) and have an entirely senseless and extremely short arc where Urd and Ranma interfere with the events of the Gunsmith Cats manga once I read more of it
- 'Bean Bandit - Him Drive Real Good'
- Confluence of the harem protagonists - Ranma and Keiichi meet Tenchi and re-enact the events of a stoner comedy or two
- Maybe not Tenchi? What are the cosmic implications of crossing over the Norse Gods with interstellar space aliens?
- Of course there has to be a D&D or video game episode
- And of course someone has to say the phrase ‘NOT ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER YOU SONOVABITCH’ completely seriously
- Get Skuld hooked on the prototypical internet, or 2chan, then turn her into an evil meme-spewing gremlin who makes Umaru-chan look wholesome by comparison
- Or, I dunno, have Skuld join Hokago Tea Time and turn it into a techno act because that’s all she listens to

Thoughts? I know I should keep working on that screenplay, but my attention span is limited and my desire to get feedback for something a bit more accessible to the average internet person is driving me forward here.