For once, I'm throwing out an idea that I think should be, instead of some twisted and tortured thing that shouldn't:
What if the Milwaukee Malphs -- the family of Ralph Malph from Happy Days -- is a squib branch of the Malfoy family exiled to the States as much for being redheads as for being squibs? And in the early 1990s Ralph's grandson displays magic and gets an invite to attend Hogwarts with his distant cousin Draco...
What if the Milwaukee Malphs -- the family of Ralph Malph from Happy Days -- is a squib branch of the Malfoy family exiled to the States as much for being redheads as for being squibs? And in the early 1990s Ralph's grandson displays magic and gets an invite to attend Hogwarts with his distant cousin Draco...
-- Bob
I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber. I have been
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....
I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh, Clark Kent, Mary Sue, DJ Croft, Skysaber. I have been
called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the sun grows dim and cold....