Russian lawmakers authorize Putin to use military force outside the country

[Dartz]

Just sharing one article today, because of the appalling stupidity: Russian Troops Suffer ‘Acute Radiation Sickness’ After Digging Chernobyl Trenches.  Ah yes, digging trenches to defend the fucking Red Forest, as if anyone would ever want to attack positions there.

To add insult to literal injury, the Russians have now withdrawn from the Chernobyl area, and transferred the reactor to Ukraine's control today.

"Private Ivanov?"

"Yessir!"

"Have you heard of Chernobyl?"

"The foreign propeganda series?"

"Yes Private. Have you heard of the ginger forest?"

"Is it in Scotland sir?"

"It might well be Private. Now, go dig a trench in those trees."

"Yessir!"

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