RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!!
10-16-2022, 06:36 PM (This post was last modified: 10-16-2022, 06:40 PM by SilverFang01.)
10-16-2022, 06:36 PM (This post was last modified: 10-16-2022, 06:40 PM by SilverFang01.)
Quote:Lord Voldemort had returned in all his terrible power, and gathered his followers to him. After ranting for a while, as a megalomaniac was prone to, he finally turned to Harry, who was tied to Riddle Senior's headstone. Voldemort waved his hand, and the ropes fell... As did Harry. He had one of his lackeys give Harry his wand back.
"We will face eachother, Harry. We shall duel," Voldemort said, "and then you shall die."
"Oh no buddy boy," Harry responded angrily, "I'm not dying, I'm gonna escape!"
"HA! Fool! I am immortal!" Voldemort declared, "You're not escaping, you are dying!"
"No I'm not!" Harry replied maturely.
"Oh yes you are!" Voldemort growled.
"Oh no I'm not!" Harry spat back.
"Ohhh yes you are!" Voldemort shouted, now losing his cool.
"OHH NO I'M NOT!" Harry roared back.
"OHH YES YOU ARE!" Voldemort bellowed.
"OH YES I AM!" Harry retaliated.
"OHH NO YOU'RE NOT!" Voldemort roared, the very ground now rumbling in his magical fury.
"OH YES I AM!" Harry screamed.
Voldemort growled, summoned the Triwizard Cup and Cedric's Body, and shoved both into Harry's hands.
"You're escaping and that's final! You cannot defeat me, Potter! You get going, right now!"
Harry sniffled, head bowed.
"Fine... I'm escaping... But I swear I'll get you for this, Voldemort! Letting me escape! You fiendish mastermind you!"
Harry popped out of existence, the Portkey yanking him away. Voldemort nodded in satisfaction.
"That's right, you should know better than to defy... My... Will..."
He blinked. He blinked again. He looked back over at his Death Eaters, all of whom were looking away. One coughed.
For a moment, Voldemort felt as though his head had been replaced with a lollipop, with a wrapper that boldly wore the noun: SUCKER.
"IMPERIO!" Voldemort roared, "we had an incredible battle where my wand and Potter's formed a light show, lots of ghosts of those Potter loved came out of my wand, and those ghosts allowed Potter to escape!"
"Yes, My Lord," all of his Death Eaters said dully.
"Good! Good..”
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Meanwhile, back at Hogwarts, an exhausted Harry Potter grinned as he was taken to the Medical Wing.
"Knew those Looney Tunes cartoons would come in handy some day..."
From: https://archiveofourown.org/works/387250.../106549563
"This is Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. I regret to report that both our Jedi Order and the Republic, have fallen with a dark shadow of the Empire rising to take their place. This message is a warning and a reminder for any surviving Jedi. Trust in The Force. Do not return to the Temple... that time has past. And our future is uncertain. We will each be challenged. Our trust. Our faith. Our friendships. But we must persevere. And in time, a new hope will emerge. May the Force be with you, always."