So... His Orangeness has been indicted

[classicdrogn]

He really is a Dirtling version of Zaphod Beeblebrox, isn't he?

Though that's probably insulting to Zaphod, even if he is the defining example of a figurehead of state whose greatest success is keeping attention of the media so the people who actually get things done can get on with it. That sort of requires not getting in their way himself, after all.