2024 Election - Thread #1

[classicdrogn]

Trump could be a convict in prison and he'd probably still be named the R candidate. He's a like a fat, old, super-uncool Zaphod Beeblebrox... So, nothing like Zaphod really, except for somehow remaining a viable candidate for office despite a never ending tide of scandals and legal issues. Except that unlike the galactic government, we don't actually have a not-secret-just-boring-and-obscure layer of bureaucracy that gets shit done while the figureheads are keeping all the spotlights on themselves, despite all the noise about "the deep state" etc. Some of the clowns are wearing stilts, some have squeaky shows, some afd sad clowns who acts as the straight-men, but it's still clowns across the board.

e: fixed the typo, but I'd be interested to see what a "scandala" looked like. An endless fractal circle of intertwined scandals, perhaps?