RE: Thread of Awesome: THIS! IS!! QUOTEFILE!!!
01-09-2025, 05:09 PM (This post was last modified: 01-09-2025, 05:09 PM by Shepherd.)
01-09-2025, 05:09 PM (This post was last modified: 01-09-2025, 05:09 PM by Shepherd.)
Quote:"What's the what?" Xander asked the British mage who was looking around nervously.Aegis (Buffy/DC).
"What do you know about the fey?" John asked intently as the barking got closer.
"Treat them like retail workers," Xander replied.
"What?" John asked, confused.
"Avoid eye contact, never reveal your full name, accept nothing they offer you, never verbally agree or disagree with anything they say, never apologize because it's acknowledging a debt owed, never ever thank them, remember they are incapable of reading signs in human languages," Xander listed off.
https://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-34229-44...+Aegis.htm
“I really hope I’m behind this convoluted mess; at least that way I’ll be able to get revenge by doing this to myself. I won’t even have to feel bad because it’ll be all my fault.” - Harry Potter, The Master of Death by Ryuugi.