Trump got a sentence of unconditional discharge for his felony, proving once and for all that getting elected President is a 'get out of jail free' card.
I don't know why the judge went with this, when there were so many funnier sentences he could have given. Like 10 days in jail, so he could have gotten out by the inauguration. Or 500 hours of community service, where some White House staffer keeps track of how hard Trump actually worked during his first 100 days. Or why not a few weeks of (White) house arrest? That one is basically a high concept film idea, ankle monitors in the White House.
Of course, there is one penalty -- Trump might have trouble renewing his liquor licenses now. But honestly, he'll get away with that too. Viva Trump! Viva la devolution!
I don't know why the judge went with this, when there were so many funnier sentences he could have given. Like 10 days in jail, so he could have gotten out by the inauguration. Or 500 hours of community service, where some White House staffer keeps track of how hard Trump actually worked during his first 100 days. Or why not a few weeks of (White) house arrest? That one is basically a high concept film idea, ankle monitors in the White House.
Of course, there is one penalty -- Trump might have trouble renewing his liquor licenses now. But honestly, he'll get away with that too. Viva Trump! Viva la devolution!
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