Quote:“This is the best day of my life,” Jason said breathlessly. “Bruce, the gods have heard my prayers. This is perfect!”Are My Riddles a Joke to You? (Batman AU where Riddler and Harley Quinn fill the roles of Tim Drake's eccentric uncle and wine aunt).
Bruce wiped another layer of ash off his face. If by perfect Jason meant catastrophically, then yes that sounded about right.
“Praying to Diana’s pantheon was so worth it,” Jason continued, flopping onto the floor. “Guilt-tripping multiple deities into making my life a telenovela was so worth it. All I need now is a main character getting blown up and coming back from the dead years later forever changed. Best. Plot twist. Ever.”
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“I really hope I’m behind this convoluted mess; at least that way I’ll be able to get revenge by doing this to myself. I won’t even have to feel bad because it’ll be all my fault.” - Harry Potter, The Master of Death by Ryuugi.