Stupid dialog, free to a good home

[classicdrogn]

Perhaps they need foxholes against artillery fire the spotters on the moral high ground are about to call down?

(not much later)

"MERCURY FOG OF WAR!"
"VENUS NINE YARDS CHAIN!"
"MARS FIRE STORM!"
"JUPITER ROLLING THUNDER!"
"MOON! ... RADIANT! ... DETONATION!!"

... Well, I never said the foxholes would really help.