RE: The Dead Dove Locker -- "I don't know what I expected."
Yesterday, 09:04 PM (This post was last modified: Yesterday, 09:09 PM by classicdrogn.)
Yesterday, 09:04 PM (This post was last modified: Yesterday, 09:09 PM by classicdrogn.)
Putting this one here not for sexual content, but because it's probably got a very narrow niche, at least in this forum's demographics, and is honestly pretty bad for the first few chapters.
Bonded by JustBored21 is not the author's first posted fic, but looking over the pub dates on his stories list it was within the first year or two, and as noted, the first few chapters are particularly rough as the crossover elements get slammed together with all the subtlety of an anvil dropped off the top of the Empire State Building. Skipping directly to Chapter 3 is recommended because all you need to know about the first two is
Three and four are still pretty heavy handed, with the slime creature from outer space apparently getting a proxy-crush on (N) Tonks at first sight and wanting to hook her up with its host (the ships are right there in the listing tags, so I'm not counting them as spoilers) but Harry's and Tonks' sides of that are handled much more naturally. Similarly, the actual super-suit hi jinks and and rapid depletion of Harry's stock of fucks to give are more typical to the Venom side of the fusion, meaning that if you can't at least tolerate edgy teen bravado and the occasional bit of (not described in detail) cannibalism against targets firmly established as Very Bad People before hand it's probably not worth checking out.
That said, if you're into a morally more-or-less-pale grey "bad boy" Harry who mostly makes his rebellion stick or bored enough to get a couple dozen chapters in (which, yes, would normally be a VERY big ask but only a couple of the fics I've been following regularly updated today, and Sturgeon's Law was looking pretty optimistic by the time I got to this one in my collection of unread tabs) there is some legitimately sweet, hilarious, or just entertainingly bizarre material that shows up, like and there's a steady uptick in overall quality through the run as well, to the point that if it had started off where it is now at sixtyish out of eightysome chapters I'd have just put it in the main recs thread with a note for violence falling somewhere between typical for HP and Venom canon material.
self-rated M, 270k words in 87 chapters, last updated 15th October 2025 as I write this.
www FFn link in case the mobile site doesn't do it for you
Bonded by JustBored21 is not the author's first posted fic, but looking over the pub dates on his stories list it was within the first year or two, and as noted, the first few chapters are particularly rough as the crossover elements get slammed together with all the subtlety of an anvil dropped off the top of the Empire State Building. Skipping directly to Chapter 3 is recommended because all you need to know about the first two is
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SpoilerThree and four are still pretty heavy handed, with the slime creature from outer space apparently getting a proxy-crush on (N) Tonks at first sight and wanting to hook her up with its host (the ships are right there in the listing tags, so I'm not counting them as spoilers) but Harry's and Tonks' sides of that are handled much more naturally. Similarly, the actual super-suit hi jinks and and rapid depletion of Harry's stock of fucks to give are more typical to the Venom side of the fusion, meaning that if you can't at least tolerate edgy teen bravado and the occasional bit of (not described in detail) cannibalism against targets firmly established as Very Bad People before hand it's probably not worth checking out.
That said, if you're into a morally more-or-less-pale grey "bad boy" Harry who mostly makes his rebellion stick or bored enough to get a couple dozen chapters in (which, yes, would normally be a VERY big ask but only a couple of the fics I've been following regularly updated today, and Sturgeon's Law was looking pretty optimistic by the time I got to this one in my collection of unread tabs) there is some legitimately sweet, hilarious, or just entertainingly bizarre material that shows up, like and there's a steady uptick in overall quality through the run as well, to the point that if it had started off where it is now at sixtyish out of eightysome chapters I'd have just put it in the main recs thread with a note for violence falling somewhere between typical for HP and Venom canon material.
self-rated M, 270k words in 87 chapters, last updated 15th October 2025 as I write this.
www FFn link in case the mobile site doesn't do it for you
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