Crossovers That Should Not Be 28 - Unless They're Leap Fics

[Ebony]

"I understand. You found paradise in the Shire. You had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. So you didn't need a friend like me. Now you come and say, "Gandalf the Grey, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Mithrandir." You come into Bag End on the day of Baggins' birthday and you ask me to do murder - for money."