Embrace the future (and the past ten years)

[Morganite]

In the meantime, if you just want a fast and simple unwrapped version of the stories, you could take the stuff between the pre tags and run it through Markdown , which seems to unwrap everything quite well without messing anything else up that I've noticed. (I actually tested by running DW5-3 through BlueCloth, a ruby implementation of the same thing.)
-Morgan."I have no interest in ordinary humans. If there are any aliens, time travelers, or espers here, come sleep with me."
---From "The Ecchi of Haruhi Suzumiya"
-----(Not really)