Stupid dialog, free to a good home

[Tennie]

"You know it's gonna be a good game when the DM opens with 'You all meet at The Hague'."

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"On the one hand, I'm pretty sure that's not what they mean by 'Fuck The Police'.  On the other hand, the video has gone viral over on the 'Hub!"

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"Your Honor, I must confess that I can't remember anything after the fifth line of coke."

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"I speak from personal experience when I say this: Never consume anything whose preparation requires the use of hazmat gear!"