I Think It's Time I Walked Quietly Away from TVTropes

[Black Aeronaut]

Wait..... 5P stands for "Panel to Purge Pornography, Paedophilia and Perversity

Mutate: People Protesting Pornography, Perversions and Paedophilia.

Nah.... doing what I'm thinking of doing would be just plain childish, wouldn't it? That almost parody's itself without being bothered. I'd swear it was an actual parody if I didn't know better.

No mutation needed, really, Dartz.  Not with a sentence like this: "5P, or P5, stands for "Posse for the Prevention of Pedophilia and Pure
Porn", or alternatively "Panel to Purge Pornography, Paedophilia and
Perversity", or perhaps "Panel Preventing Perversity, Pornography and
Paedoshit". It doesn't really matter. You get the gist."
They're all but asking for it.  With a big shiny Troll Face(tm).