Little Rebirth teaser:
"Yes, well, a little knowledge of the future can go a long way. I was fluent in English even before I learned our dialect."
"Still, using your knowledge to found a priesthood in the middle of the Amazon rainforest and naming it the 'Order of Explosive Flatulence'?"
or...
Saotome Ranma stared. Whatever he had imagined Saffron's brother looking like, a tall, black-haired gaijin wearing cargo pants and a t-shirt covered by an apron (which had 'I LUV 2 COOK' embroidered on it) was *NOT* on the list. "Umm...," he said, scratching the back of his neck, "I'm sorry, I seem to have the wrong address..."
Seeing his reaction, I burst into laughter. "No, Ranma," I replied between chuckles, "Thou art in the right place. I'm Alexander of Hououzan, by the way."
Ranma sweatdropped. "Err... why are you talking like that?"
Now it was my turn to sweatdrop. "I didst learn thy tongue from a retainer of Tokugawa Ieyasu, I'm afraid. Mine speech may be a bit archaic as a result."
Ranma facefaulted. Hard.
Or...
"Ya do realize that Oyaji's just gonna steal this, right?"
I smirked. "That is the plan," I repled, "'Tis a cure for baldness, all right. 'Tis also the inspiration for those Chia Pets thou doest see from time to time."
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"Yes, well, a little knowledge of the future can go a long way. I was fluent in English even before I learned our dialect."
"Still, using your knowledge to found a priesthood in the middle of the Amazon rainforest and naming it the 'Order of Explosive Flatulence'?"
or...
Saotome Ranma stared. Whatever he had imagined Saffron's brother looking like, a tall, black-haired gaijin wearing cargo pants and a t-shirt covered by an apron (which had 'I LUV 2 COOK' embroidered on it) was *NOT* on the list. "Umm...," he said, scratching the back of his neck, "I'm sorry, I seem to have the wrong address..."
Seeing his reaction, I burst into laughter. "No, Ranma," I replied between chuckles, "Thou art in the right place. I'm Alexander of Hououzan, by the way."
Ranma sweatdropped. "Err... why are you talking like that?"
Now it was my turn to sweatdrop. "I didst learn thy tongue from a retainer of Tokugawa Ieyasu, I'm afraid. Mine speech may be a bit archaic as a result."
Ranma facefaulted. Hard.
Or...
"Ya do realize that Oyaji's just gonna steal this, right?"
I smirked. "That is the plan," I repled, "'Tis a cure for baldness, all right. 'Tis also the inspiration for those Chia Pets thou doest see from time to time."