From: Unexpected AI Irene (irene@utic.fen)
To: nntp://fen.forsale.misc
Subject: Special announcement from UTIC Sales
Date Posted: May 27, 2013
Reply-to: sales@utic.fen
UTIC is proud to announce that, starting immediately, we will be resuming production of the "Chocolate Grenade".
As you may know, the chocolate grenade was once our most popular products. Unfortunately, our chocolate supplier went out of business, and we couldn't find another one whose product met the necessary standards. We were all pretty upset, because we were making a lot of money on them.
However, we recently got in touch with a new company whose product could, and now we're ready to do it again.
For product and ordering information, please visit http://store.utic.fen
Returning customers may notice that the price is lower than it used to be. This is no promotional deal, but the new regular price. We weren't just standing idly by waiting for a new source of chocolate. Our new baking process reduces waste significantly, allowing us to maintain the level of quality you expect while reducing the cost significantly. And making us even more money.
If you have any questions, please feel free to send them to sales@utic.fen . I don't sleep, so replies will be prompt. Unless you say something that makes me mad.
IRENE
Inspired by a random thought I had while at work today. I could find references to chocolates shaped like grenades in a google search, and something that sounded like grenades shaped like chooclates...
This, however, is something you pull the pin, throw, and things in the blast radius are covered in chocolate. Then you eat the pin, because it's also made of chocolate.
I imagine they'd be quite popular if someone managed to make them in RL.
-Morgan."Mikuru-chan molested me! I'm... so happy!"
-Haruhi, "The Ecchi of Haruhi Suzumiya"
---(Not really)
To: nntp://fen.forsale.misc
Subject: Special announcement from UTIC Sales
Date Posted: May 27, 2013
Reply-to: sales@utic.fen
UTIC is proud to announce that, starting immediately, we will be resuming production of the "Chocolate Grenade".
As you may know, the chocolate grenade was once our most popular products. Unfortunately, our chocolate supplier went out of business, and we couldn't find another one whose product met the necessary standards. We were all pretty upset, because we were making a lot of money on them.
However, we recently got in touch with a new company whose product could, and now we're ready to do it again.
For product and ordering information, please visit http://store.utic.fen
Returning customers may notice that the price is lower than it used to be. This is no promotional deal, but the new regular price. We weren't just standing idly by waiting for a new source of chocolate. Our new baking process reduces waste significantly, allowing us to maintain the level of quality you expect while reducing the cost significantly. And making us even more money.
If you have any questions, please feel free to send them to sales@utic.fen . I don't sleep, so replies will be prompt. Unless you say something that makes me mad.
IRENE
Inspired by a random thought I had while at work today. I could find references to chocolates shaped like grenades in a google search, and something that sounded like grenades shaped like chooclates...
This, however, is something you pull the pin, throw, and things in the blast radius are covered in chocolate. Then you eat the pin, because it's also made of chocolate.
I imagine they'd be quite popular if someone managed to make them in RL.
-Morgan."Mikuru-chan molested me! I'm... so happy!"
-Haruhi, "The Ecchi of Haruhi Suzumiya"
---(Not really)