"Crap crap crap crap crap!" I growled to myself as I dove out the hole in the wall, brandishing the swords at any of the raving fangirls who got too close. This was, I admitted to myself, not a very good long-term strategy. Sooner or later one of them would notice that I was trying my damnedest not to seriously hurt any of them, and then they'd just all swarm me.
"FOR RUHODESU SAMA!" came a cry to my left, and I hurriedly parried the sparkly wand thingie with my wakizashi.
"Augh, damn you all... stop chasing me!" I yelled as I disengaged as fast as I could, pausing only to do a shoulder-roll as a trio of shuriken passed by. "For god's sake, I'm not even attracted to men!" I pounded down a different corner as fast as my feet would take me. Which wasn't fast enough for this to be a viable solution.
"Crap on a crutch... Dee!" She phased into view.
"Hai, bosslady... ooh, you got yourself in trouble this time!" The little hologram floated along with me but peered curiously over my shoulder.
"No kidding; find a place for me to hide... no wait, better yet, get ahold of B!" Another few random turns, and then another shout of discovery took place while I was waiting for her to pick up. More muttered expletives.
"Yeah, KJ? What's up?"
"One of the standard girltype Ranma tropes," I blurted out before having to pause and duck another thrown weapon, which gave a couple Senshi time to get within close combat range. I was too busy avoiding attacks to elaborate, but I could hear Dee and B conversing in the background.
"What's that mean, KJ?"
"Ah, he's busy, this is Dee. I think he means the bit where a gigantic horde of fangirls pursuing a bishounen who is hiding, come across him when he is talking to an attractive female who for one reason or another has no reason to be attracted to him. Nevertheless, they assume that she's a suitor and seek to attack and kill her to prevent the situation with the bishounen from being resolved."
"Whoa... it's kinda impressive you know him well enough to figure out what he means in such detail," B commented.
"Actually, I'm summing up the last 15 minutes."
"Heh. Hey wait, did you say rabid fangirls!?" I growled as I finally managed to make a hole in the group of Senshi and find another route to run away through.
"Yes," I replied, "and I don't have any non-lethal weaponry."
"I'll be right there!" B replied and signed off.
"Dee, do you have to be such a smartass?" I muttered.
"Yep. Oooh, might want to duck again." I did so and brought the katana up against the shaft of the naginata that passed through where my torso was, severing the head but leaving the wielder with a fairly serviceable staff.
"Figures." Damned AI, of course she had to think like me.
"FOR RUHODESU SAMA!" came a cry to my left, and I hurriedly parried the sparkly wand thingie with my wakizashi.
"Augh, damn you all... stop chasing me!" I yelled as I disengaged as fast as I could, pausing only to do a shoulder-roll as a trio of shuriken passed by. "For god's sake, I'm not even attracted to men!" I pounded down a different corner as fast as my feet would take me. Which wasn't fast enough for this to be a viable solution.
"Crap on a crutch... Dee!" She phased into view.
"Hai, bosslady... ooh, you got yourself in trouble this time!" The little hologram floated along with me but peered curiously over my shoulder.
"No kidding; find a place for me to hide... no wait, better yet, get ahold of B!" Another few random turns, and then another shout of discovery took place while I was waiting for her to pick up. More muttered expletives.
"Yeah, KJ? What's up?"
"One of the standard girltype Ranma tropes," I blurted out before having to pause and duck another thrown weapon, which gave a couple Senshi time to get within close combat range. I was too busy avoiding attacks to elaborate, but I could hear Dee and B conversing in the background.
"What's that mean, KJ?"
"Ah, he's busy, this is Dee. I think he means the bit where a gigantic horde of fangirls pursuing a bishounen who is hiding, come across him when he is talking to an attractive female who for one reason or another has no reason to be attracted to him. Nevertheless, they assume that she's a suitor and seek to attack and kill her to prevent the situation with the bishounen from being resolved."
"Whoa... it's kinda impressive you know him well enough to figure out what he means in such detail," B commented.
"Actually, I'm summing up the last 15 minutes."
"Heh. Hey wait, did you say rabid fangirls!?" I growled as I finally managed to make a hole in the group of Senshi and find another route to run away through.
"Yes," I replied, "and I don't have any non-lethal weaponry."
"I'll be right there!" B replied and signed off.
"Dee, do you have to be such a smartass?" I muttered.
"Yep. Oooh, might want to duck again." I did so and brought the katana up against the shaft of the naginata that passed through where my torso was, severing the head but leaving the wielder with a fairly serviceable staff.
"Figures." Damned AI, of course she had to think like me.