Im a cook, thats what I do, thats what I know. Where do I work? I dont like to advertise, but I guess I should. I work at Candy Apple Reds. Yeah, thats the place. The brothel. No, I said Im just the cook and there are no freebies at Candys. Get it through your thick skull or Ill have you banned before you even get there.
I hate travelling, but sometimes it just has to be done. Like my first trip up to Candys. No, I hadnt gone for the entertainment. In fact, Id gone for a job interview. As COOK! Clean out your dirty minds there. I knew what Candys was. How could anyone living in the Fens NOT know what it was? Oh, that rumour that she actually has an employee that biomodded to a Green Orion Slave Girl its true. All you trekkies out there, yeah, its true, her name is Absinthe and youd better make an appointment.
The procedure you ask? Why? Are you interested in going to Candys? Fine, whatever.
When you come aboard, youll be greeted by Corsair who will give you a quick blood test to ensure you arent carrying any STDs. EVERYONE gets tested, EVERY TIME, even if youve been there before. She will assure you that staff also gets tested frequently (every 2-3 days) and that condoms are available in the candy dishes. waved personal lubricant is not allowed, but there is a small assortment of waved sex toys available for an extra charge.
Corona is the hostess right now. Shell make sure youre comfortable in the lounge, ask if you need something to eat or drink to just go up to the buffet/bar. Very little alcohol is available, and no recreational drugs are allowed. Candy runs a tight ship. You can read as much innuendo into that as you like.
Right now Absinthe is the only one you wont see in the dining lounge. Shes the biomodded Green Orion Slave Girl. You need an appointment if you want to meet with her. Lilac and Lavender, elf types, will be flitting from table to table chit chatting. Nekoh-Chan and Miao, the two cat girls, usually start the evening off in front of the fireplace, sometimes curled up around each other. And the two men on board, Tux and Spike, theyll be around if you need them. Theyre both very obvious.
Oops theres my flight, Ive got to go. Nice talking to you.
I hate travelling, but sometimes it just has to be done. Like my first trip up to Candys. No, I hadnt gone for the entertainment. In fact, Id gone for a job interview. As COOK! Clean out your dirty minds there. I knew what Candys was. How could anyone living in the Fens NOT know what it was? Oh, that rumour that she actually has an employee that biomodded to a Green Orion Slave Girl its true. All you trekkies out there, yeah, its true, her name is Absinthe and youd better make an appointment.
The procedure you ask? Why? Are you interested in going to Candys? Fine, whatever.
When you come aboard, youll be greeted by Corsair who will give you a quick blood test to ensure you arent carrying any STDs. EVERYONE gets tested, EVERY TIME, even if youve been there before. She will assure you that staff also gets tested frequently (every 2-3 days) and that condoms are available in the candy dishes. waved personal lubricant is not allowed, but there is a small assortment of waved sex toys available for an extra charge.
Corona is the hostess right now. Shell make sure youre comfortable in the lounge, ask if you need something to eat or drink to just go up to the buffet/bar. Very little alcohol is available, and no recreational drugs are allowed. Candy runs a tight ship. You can read as much innuendo into that as you like.
Right now Absinthe is the only one you wont see in the dining lounge. Shes the biomodded Green Orion Slave Girl. You need an appointment if you want to meet with her. Lilac and Lavender, elf types, will be flitting from table to table chit chatting. Nekoh-Chan and Miao, the two cat girls, usually start the evening off in front of the fireplace, sometimes curled up around each other. And the two men on board, Tux and Spike, theyll be around if you need them. Theyre both very obvious.
Oops theres my flight, Ive got to go. Nice talking to you.