As a man of Science I would have to express doubts about such primitive methods, but on seeing their efectivness this would obviosly warant further testing.
In other words you probably want to keep it away from the Professor.
OOC: I like the effect you got out of all your work, a specialized form of handwavium.
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
In other words you probably want to keep it away from the Professor.
OOC: I like the effect you got out of all your work, a specialized form of handwavium.
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."