Joseph Corcoran
Primary Writer: Foxboy
Appearance:
*Height: Between 5'4" and 6'4"
*Weight: 200 lbs.
*Build: Variable
*Hair: Variable
*Eyes: Variable
Mundane Atributes:
*Community theater: Trained singer, and orator, with experience in several musicals. His dancing is lackluster.
*O sole mio!: Has good enough people skills to have made oodles of money as a "Gondolier."
*Sesquipedalianism is the pinnacle of erudition: Extensive vocabulary
Handwavium Ability:
Through a handwavium-laced physiology, he can assume the form of any humanoid within six inches height of his "neutral" height of 5'10". Mass remains constant, so a teeny female form will have very dense bones and musculature, while a huge bodybuilder is mostly air.
Handwavium Quirks:
*Popeye's addiction: in order to activate a metamorphosis, he must scarf a serving of Spotted Dick. To that end, he keeps several cases of a canned version of the English dessert aboard the Pinafore
*I DON'T LIKE SPAM!: he finds that he needs "English" cuisine to feel "normal." Bangers and Mash, Fish and Chips, and so on. He loves pasties [pronounced PAST- ease] but never eats them aboard the Pinafore due to a Cornish superstition about them and ships.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
-- James Nicoll
Primary Writer: Foxboy
Appearance:
*Height: Between 5'4" and 6'4"
*Weight: 200 lbs.
*Build: Variable
*Hair: Variable
*Eyes: Variable
Mundane Atributes:
*Community theater: Trained singer, and orator, with experience in several musicals. His dancing is lackluster.
*O sole mio!: Has good enough people skills to have made oodles of money as a "Gondolier."
*Sesquipedalianism is the pinnacle of erudition: Extensive vocabulary
Handwavium Ability:
Through a handwavium-laced physiology, he can assume the form of any humanoid within six inches height of his "neutral" height of 5'10". Mass remains constant, so a teeny female form will have very dense bones and musculature, while a huge bodybuilder is mostly air.
Handwavium Quirks:
*Popeye's addiction: in order to activate a metamorphosis, he must scarf a serving of Spotted Dick. To that end, he keeps several cases of a canned version of the English dessert aboard the Pinafore
*I DON'T LIKE SPAM!: he finds that he needs "English" cuisine to feel "normal." Bangers and Mash, Fish and Chips, and so on. He loves pasties [pronounced PAST- ease] but never eats them aboard the Pinafore due to a Cornish superstition about them and ships.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
-- James Nicoll