Quote:And French's Mustard, should anyone be exporting that particular brand from the 'danes.
- An alarm that goes off in the presence of anyone speaking French, or speaking in a French accent. Quirk: also goes off when subjected to the smell of French Bread, French Fries, or French Toast.
Quote:Also, Catty had better not decide to French-kiss the Professor...
May well be installed on board and attached to a nonlethal restrain internal security system Even if the professor *does* let you go, though, he's liable not to turn the thing off. If you can't speak in anything *other* than a French accent, it is perhaps advisable to not speak at all.
- The Machine That Goes "Ping". It's obviously a scanner of some sort, and it lets out a ping whenever it detects whatever-it-is that it scans for, but nobody knows what that whatever-it-is actually is. Not even the Machine's diagnostic routines.
- Pre-Buttered Toast. Saves approximately 0.39 minutes per day, which can be better put toward the advancement of Science!
- Non-Alcoholic Alcohol. It simply will not do to have a hangover - that would interrupt the advancement of Science!, and we simply can't have that... (Trekkies will call it "synthehol" and buy it by the barrel, giving the Professor a regular, if small, income.)
-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012