Quote:OOC: Personally, I think we shoulda began at the begun... or is Chairman Keller Fnords?
He's not directly mine, feel free to take him for a drive as long as you keep the strawman bullshit over with Bachmann where it belongs. In the meantime, replies:
Chairman Kellerman: Would you please state your full name for the record, sir.
Gen. Fnord: General Samuel Malaclypse Fnord, commander-in-chief and chairman of the Central Committee of the Soviet Air Force-In-Exile.
Chairman Kellerman: It is alleged by previous testimony before this panel that you played a major part in the cirumvention of United states laws and govenrmental proceudures in and of you or persons under your command are the parties responsible for NASA aquiring a not inconsequential amount of the regulated material commonly known as Handwavium.
Gen. Fnord: Really? That's fascinating.
Chairman Kellerman: So you deny the allegation?
Gen. Fnord: Oh, I didn't say that.
(disturbance in the gallery)
Chairman Kellerman: Is that a confirmation?
Gen. Fnord: Perhaps.
Chairman Kellerman: General, may I remind you that you are here to answer questions?
Gen. Fnord: You're right, and while part of me is tempted to see how long I can drag this out we might as well get to it. Yes, the Soviet Air Force was responsible for delivering handwavium to NASA.
(disturbance in the gallery)
Chairman Kellerman: And you were aware at the time that all use of said substance is controlled by the Protecting America's Technological Security Act of 2008?
Gen. Fnord: Of course. Hard to forget the law responsible for chasing you out of your home.
Chairman Kellerman: And provided them with the Handwavium anyway?
Gen. Fnord: It was, as an acquaintance would say, a question of choosing what is right over what is easy. We chose what was right.
Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery
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