Sometimes an idea just jumps you and you have to write it down. This one took less than an hour from "crazy idea" to "I will post it". Have fun !
Quote:Two entities were floating at the border of the solar system, looking at the scene in front of them through a system quarantine shield.
“So this is the result of your new uplifting project? I have to say I am really impressed, you have outdone yourself.”
“Hey, its not that bad... you have to look at the positive side of the thing.”
“Not bad? Let me see... you introduced a plank scale self replicating machine into their technology, one that created a high level physics distortion field.”
“They had a lot of fun with it. It was a good way to jumpstart their civilization.”
“Oh, yes I see, they had fun with it. You broke apart their society within a few years. Their states could not hold together while random groups colonized their solar system on their own.”
“Its a good way to make the big step forward, leave you planet and start exploring.”
“Not even three years later multiple wars had started among this mess of small independent groups.”
“I could not know they were that aggressive.”
“You should have. Oh, the resulting war killed approximately 5.7 billion sentient being. Or maybe I should say ‘all of them'.”
“Hey, who would have thought they would get to planet cracker level weapons that fast?”
“One of the planets was even killed in a test of a new gravity engine for a sport car!”
“Each of them liked to own the fastest vehicle around. Its not unusual, everyone does.”
“And that does made their star go nova?”
“Sorry, I'm not sure how they did this.”
“So... you killed all of them, or watched as they killed themselves. They managed to scatter the mass of five of their seven planets in their system, swallowed several moons and a partial stellar enveloping swarm of satellites with improvised black hole weapons and induced a nova in their own sun. That's it, the council have enough of your private projects!”
“But...”
“No but. You will hand over the plans for your replicator engines at once. After that, we will discuss what kind of security measurements we can implement into the system to make it useful after all. And while we are busy modifying it, I promise you we will include some basic AI templates. So that we are sure the next target group have at least some rational beings around.”
“That's damned hard... I have spent thousands of cycles on the new version of the substance. Just handing them over to the council feels wrong.”
“Be glad it happens this way. If you cooperate, maybe they decide to keep your name for the damned things. Where the hell did you got the idea for this stupid name anyways?”
“Hey, Handwavium just sounded cool!”