There's gotta be something out there. One of my most favorite games of all time, Scorched Earth, had a similar feature. You had an attack quote file, and a death quote file. Whenever someone attacked, the program would randomely select one of the lines from the attack file. Same with the death file when a tank blew up. Needless to say, this feature led to many a howling good time...
Moron persona AI points barrel straight up, no wind:
"What does this button do?"
*Bang*
"Oooh! Pretty stars!"
*BOOOOM*
Black Aeronaut Technologies Group
Aerospace Solutions for the discerning spacer
"To the commissary we should go," Yoda declared firmly. "News
of this kind a danish requires."
Moron persona AI points barrel straight up, no wind:
"What does this button do?"
*Bang*
"Oooh! Pretty stars!"
*BOOOOM*
Black Aeronaut Technologies Group
Aerospace Solutions for the discerning spacer
"To the commissary we should go," Yoda declared firmly. "News
of this kind a danish requires."