Quote:After reading this statement, I find myself with the genuinely astonishing task of fulfilling my duty as a friend and informing you that tinfoil hats do not block orbital mind control lasers, but instead actually improve their reception.
It is my firm belief that Kyoto is nothing more than a deliberate attempt to strangle the economy of Western nations and set a precedent for a global taxation authority.
Ja, -n
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"I'm terribly sorry, but I have to kill you quite horribly now."