Romney destroys Obama in debate

[Logan Darklighter]

I figured the media would strain to spin this as an Obama victory, but I assumed that he'd give them something, however small, to work with.
He gave them nothing.
The Hill's post-debate headline is "Romney lands punches against subdued Obama in first debate," but that doesn't remotely capture it.
How bad was it for Team O?

Dude:





And the coup de grace of an unspinnably terrible night for the left:





Endgame:



Andrew Sullivan, one of The One's biggest fans, despairs:

Look: you know how much I love the guy, and you know how much of a high information viewer I am, and I can see the logic of some of Obama's meandering, weak, professorial arguments. But this was a disaster for the president for the key people he needs to reach, and his effete, wonkish lectures may have jolted a lot of independents into giving Romney a second look...
The person with authority on that stage was Romney – offered it by one of the lamest moderators ever, and seized with relish. This was Romney the salesman. And my gut tells me he sold a few voters on a change tonight. It's beyond depressing. But it's true.

According to Dave Weigel, Romney's 67 percent in the CNN insta-poll is the highest number they've ever recorded after a debate.

And the capper to the evening. What's the opposite of a leg tingle?