Tales of the Legendary: A Return to the Streets.

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And what to my wondering eyes did appear, but a sorely pressed Circle mage, his ornate robes in disarray and covered in shards of ice, casting ruin upon a gentleman in a hat and a sheathe of ice very similar to my own. He held the mage's attention easily, while another masculine figure, either a robot of some sort or a VERY skinny man in body armor, rained kicks and punches into the back of their target's head. Perched on a crate behind them was a statuesque young lady in green and black, giggling to a cat held in one arm as she rained green fire down on the beleaguered mage with the other.

I stepped forward and made my own contribution, deploying the same Ice Slick that had served for the earlier demon. As the mage fell tuchus over bandbox, my fist, the other ice gentleman's fist, and an axe kick from the martial artist arrived simultaneously on the mage's head. He crumpled, and I tagged him. As he ported out to the Zig, I stood up and stood down the fields, revealing myself.

"Hi! I'm, err, Mag Flashlight, and I'm here to help!"

"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies