*Click*
[Pan over a battle scene, an abandoned lot in King's Row. A costumed hero, impossible to identify at this height/angle, hurls a streetlamp at a group of Clockwork]
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Every minute of every day, a crime is being committed in Paragon City.
[Slow zoom on a construction site in Faultline, where another hero flings a group of Lost high into the air without touching them; debris tags along for the ride, and all crash down in a heap. Close zoom in on Lost, who appear unconscious amidst the wreckage.]
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): And our heroes, the city's saviors, are part of the problem.
[Hand-held cam follows a hero from about a block away as a pack of Vahzilok erupt from an alley in pursuit. HERO pauses, concentrating, and opens a portal which belches out a wrecked car, which he then hurls at the Vahz, crushing them. HERO turns and walks away, whistling.]
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Litter. It's everybody's problem. Please help make Paragon City a safe and clean place again.
[Cut to splash showing phone number and website for the Litter Hotline]
FAST-PACED ANNOUNCER: Paid for by the Citizens For A Pristine Paragon.
*Click*
--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs
[Pan over a battle scene, an abandoned lot in King's Row. A costumed hero, impossible to identify at this height/angle, hurls a streetlamp at a group of Clockwork]
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Every minute of every day, a crime is being committed in Paragon City.
[Slow zoom on a construction site in Faultline, where another hero flings a group of Lost high into the air without touching them; debris tags along for the ride, and all crash down in a heap. Close zoom in on Lost, who appear unconscious amidst the wreckage.]
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): And our heroes, the city's saviors, are part of the problem.
[Hand-held cam follows a hero from about a block away as a pack of Vahzilok erupt from an alley in pursuit. HERO pauses, concentrating, and opens a portal which belches out a wrecked car, which he then hurls at the Vahz, crushing them. HERO turns and walks away, whistling.]
ANNOUNCER (V.O.): Litter. It's everybody's problem. Please help make Paragon City a safe and clean place again.
[Cut to splash showing phone number and website for the Litter Hotline]
FAST-PACED ANNOUNCER: Paid for by the Citizens For A Pristine Paragon.
*Click*
--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs