JACKIE FROST: Now, you add the cucumber just so...season with a little oregano, oil, boil for ten minutes, and BAM! a little garlic. BAM! A little more pepper.
BAM! A little of my special sauce....
CUT! CUT1 CUT! Jackie! You are not allowed to do that with Mr. Ramsay on live TV... The FCC is going to shut us down... You can't do that with a cucumber
on national television... There's no way we can explain this is as a wardrobe malfunction.
BLEEP! BLEEEP! You BLEEP BLEEP Muppets! She wasn't BLEEP! BLEEP! finished!
** Click ***
Today on Jackass Paragon!
"Hey Steve, so you going to moon that Vahz"
"Yep. Here we go."
"Hey! What's up doc! Aiigggh! Oh Crap! Aiighh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! The Pain! The Pain! He's sawing my ass off! Aiigggh!"
"Oh shit! They cut Steve's ass off!"
"Hey.. is he... He's wearing it like a hat!"
"Pretty good dancer to."
** Click **
"Welcome to PWNED, Paragon's woman on the street comedy sensation. Today we're taking to the streets of Atlas with a box of purses and some high
explosive grenades."
Benny Hill theme Yakkety Sax plays as a series of Hellions, snatch purses and run away, only to explode moments later. A few half naked-women wave and bounce
for not good reason.
**Click**
BAM! A little of my special sauce....
CUT! CUT1 CUT! Jackie! You are not allowed to do that with Mr. Ramsay on live TV... The FCC is going to shut us down... You can't do that with a cucumber
on national television... There's no way we can explain this is as a wardrobe malfunction.
BLEEP! BLEEEP! You BLEEP BLEEP Muppets! She wasn't BLEEP! BLEEP! finished!
** Click ***
Today on Jackass Paragon!
"Hey Steve, so you going to moon that Vahz"
"Yep. Here we go."
"Hey! What's up doc! Aiigggh! Oh Crap! Aiighh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! The Pain! The Pain! He's sawing my ass off! Aiigggh!"
"Oh shit! They cut Steve's ass off!"
"Hey.. is he... He's wearing it like a hat!"
"Pretty good dancer to."
** Click **
"Welcome to PWNED, Paragon's woman on the street comedy sensation. Today we're taking to the streets of Atlas with a box of purses and some high
explosive grenades."
Benny Hill theme Yakkety Sax plays as a series of Hellions, snatch purses and run away, only to explode moments later. A few half naked-women wave and bounce
for not good reason.
**Click**